McNatt-Camp Vision for America - Issue 1 - Immigration Reform
There has been a lot of divisive chatter amongst people on both sides of the Immigration debate. There are those that wish for total amnesty for illegal immigrants and open borders, and there are those that call for a hardline approach involving menacing border walls and mass deportation. The McNatt-Camp administration has a multi-pronged vision that will clear up murky immigration law, make the nation safer, streamline bureaucracy.
McNatt-Camp have no problem whatsoever with LEGAL immigration. Other than the Native Americans, we are all descended from immigrants. Our problem is with ILLEGAL immigration.
The following is our vision:
1. Building a border wall - Unlike those on the extreme right of this issue, we call for the government to build a border wall, dividing Mexico, that is welcoming and inviting to prospective immigrants. This wall will be completely built using private funding and sponsorship, and no taxpayer money. All-American corporations like Disney, Ford, Coors, Marlboro, Hollywood movie studios, etc. can sponsor the wall and advertise their wares to the prospective immigrant. The border wall will have points of entry at every 100 mile interval along the border. These points of entry will be run much like a DMV office.
2. Creation of an Easy Pass Immigration System (EPIS)- Upon arrival in the United States, the prospective immigrant will need to queue for the next available teller. They must have their personal data, arrest history, medical history, and entry fees ($2,500 per individual over 16 years of age and $1,250 per child under 16 years of age)and fill out their immigration form in triplicate. Their first taste of America! The prospective immigrant will then have an EPIS Green Card microchip implanted in their wrist that contains their name, DOB, newly assigned Social Security number, and a GPS tracking device. Upon completion of the process, they will be given entry and full rights as an American citizen. The new legal immigrant will receive a "Welcome to America" kit that will help them get acclimated to American society and offer them discounts on necessities for their new lives (including, but not limited to Greyhound and Amtrack discounts, grocery store coupon books, and career services).
3. Easy Pass Immigration System Policies for New Immigrants-
A. If the new legal immigrant is found to have lied about anything on their immigration form, the United States has the ability to peacefully deport the individual to their home country. We will be able to locate them with their implanted GPS tracking device. They will be deported with dignity in air conditioned buses, and given a paper bag lunch with bottled water.
B. There will be a five year probationary period for all EPIS immigrants. If any new legal immigrant is found guilty (at any time during this period) of committing a felony, they will be immediately deported to their home country, at their own nation's expense. Upon completion of the five year period, the microchip will be removed.
4. Easy Pass Immigration System and Illegal Immigrants Already in the United States-
For those Illegal Immigrants that are already in the United States, if they can't afford the $2,500 towards an Easy Pass, we will still grant them the Easy Pass, but they will have a "Two Strikes Against You" provision enacted on their microchip. If they commit a felony or misdemeanor, they are deported to their home country, at their own nation's expense.
5. All new immigrants will be enrolled in English classes at government expense in order to make their acclimation to American society smooth.
6. We believe that this plan will accomplish many positive things for our country.
A. Immigration bureaucracy at the Mexican border will be streamlined.
B. A percentage of each entry fee will be disbursed to police departments
throughout the nation.
C. We will be able to have better policing of the immigrant population.
Upstanding new citizens will be free to live as citizins of the United States, and the unlawful will be deported. The wheat will be separated from the chaff.
